Kathryn Jacobs
Re Planning to Be Hit by Trucks, Courtesy of the NY Times
We might be squished by trucks; no question there.
But planning on it goes a bit too far,
no matter what my learned colleague says
in bold print headlines. Hope might make more sense—
or try on some days. And besides, why “trucks”?
Why plural, when a single modest truck
is fully adequate to flatten us
beyond the recognition of our peers?
So that’s the first objection. Secondly,
why all the fuss about complete ID
in pockets, glove compartments, and on screens?
Imagine our relations sipping tea
while watching basketball: why interrupt?
So they can be distressed before the crew
has scraped us off the pavement? Give them time:
they just might sleep tonight; that never hurt—
and frankly, it’s closed casket anyway:
we’re talking trucks remember. So that’s two.
But mostly, I object to that word “plan.”
Why bother? Well, unless you just love trucks.
But me, I’m open-minded; I’m okay with
Volkswagons, pneumonia—asteroids.
Whatever floats your boat, but think it through:
if you don’t care, they’ll do the planning, too.